FatBlogger Detained

Last night was the grand opening of the new 14,000 sq. foot China Buffet Palace and FatBlogger was there with bells on. After making 6 go rounds and eying a 7th, he was politely, but firmly with stern Chinese accents, asked to leave the facility. FatBlogger refused. There was much shouting and jumping about, Peking dumplings were tossed like grenades and at one point FatBlogger jumped up on a table, covered in ketchup and swinging Alaskan king crab legs like samurai swords, started shouting KILL BILL! with a mouthful of pork lo mein. He has now been remanded to a Texas penitentiary for psychiatric evaluation. See you in a few days...

Comments

[Jaye]

You should be innocent of any charges--you were entraped. You were not responsible for your actions and their sign certainly was ambigious. As a matter of fact, you were probably assaulted and battered and they intentionally inflicted emotional distress. You may never be the same. You may be unable to eat after this ordeal without reliving the trauma again and again.

Litigate!

[Margaret]

Misbehaving at the buffet?, You crazy guy!

[Faith]

Wasn't there also a Simpson's episode about an all you can eat buffet?? There's GOT to be.

By the way. Thanks very much for making me spit my pasta salad all over my monitor. I will be billing you for the damage. :)

[Masked Mom]

Reminds me of an episode of the old sitcom "Coach" in which Luther (Jerry Van Dyke) argued with restaurant management that "all you can eat" was open-ended permission to return anytime. After all, it doesn't say "all you can eat in one sitting" or "all you can eat this afternoon." Thanks for the laugh & good luck on the ward.